A Letter To the Women to Laughed At Me Tonight [NSFW]

Dear Women Who Laughed At Me Tonight;

Fuck you! Seriously, go fuck yourself!

There were two incidents tonight where my biggest fear turned into reality. First at the bar at the after event portion of the speed dating event (which went fairly well) and second at the train station home from the speed dating event.

At the bar, after an interesting speed dating event, I got laughed at for having a huge sweat stain on the right hand side of my shirt. For those of you who are following me on Twitter, you’ll know this is a new occurrence. I’m not sure what’s causing it, but I’m sure it’s my deodorant. I’m very embarrassed and very self aware about this issue. It’s causing a great deal of frustration in my life, especially being a completely new problem!

At first, I thought you two women were laughing at something else. Maybe at some of the other guys who are really trying at tonight event. Maybe a bad joke. When you passed me and tried to hold your laughter again, I knew it was me, and I knew why. I didn’t have to check, but when I did, I was embarrassed and frustrated. Especially after having beer and fries spilled on the very same shirt.

To you two women, I say, Fuck you!

The next group whom deserve this honor, were the women who made fun of how I was walking at the train station. This time I had my jacket on (so no stains what so ever) and while already upset, a group of girls gave me “the eye” as I walked into the train station. As I passed them, they began to laugh at the way I walked, which was very normal. I wasn’t limping or staggering at all, I was walking the way I normally walk.

How did I know it was them, not only was I the only man in their vicinity, but I was also pointed at by one of them. I wish I was imaging things, as another burst of laughter came from the group as I passed them a second tim in disgust. This was just what I needed.

To you, I say, Fuck you too!

The one problem I’ve had to deal with in my dating life is being ridiculed. It’s not like I’m undatable or unattractive, from many female’s point of view, I am. In one night, and in under an hours span, much of the hard work, money, and effort I’ve put into working on my personal issues and reasons I’ve not been on a date, seems for naught. The one thing I was afraid of not only creeps up but appears right in my face makes me feel right back where I started. A good guy who’s destined to be laughed off by some heartless, cold bitches.

And women wonder why they can’t find a good guy.

Image Credit: Randy Scribner Jr. on Flickr